The various weekdays are for paying the bills plus keeping my life running smoothly.

The weekends are a whole unusual story, and I am one of those wage-slaves who lives for the weekend.

To put it mildly, I passionately dislike my job. That’s the nicest thing I can say about it. I dislike it with every ounce of my body plus soul, plus clocking out on Sunday is the closest thing to freedom I ever feel, but after work I drive right to the strip mall that has both a liquor store plus a cannabis dispensary to load up on celebration supplies for the weekend. Come Monday afternoon it’s high time to go back to the grind, plus I am completely out of liquor plus cannabis. It doesn’t really matter what cannabis products I buy, or in what quantities, because I will consume them all over the weekend. If you are curious why I don’t use some cannabis before going to work, to make it more tolerable, it’s because I am a bus driver… No matter how much I dislike my job, I would never impair myself with cannabis, liquor, or drugs before getting behind the wheel. That makes it all the more important to prefer cannabis in all its appealing forms on my days off… While I do prefer cannabis edibles, they aren’t as much fun as smokin buds or flowers. A bottle of whiskey plus a few grams of one of the finer cannabis strains, such as Purple Haze or Blue Dream are what make my weekends great. On Monday afternoon, it’s back to being sober for work.