My best friend Alex got a medical marijuana card from the state… He is super stoked about it.

Now he has various access to any of the local dispensaries. All it cost him was $720, which is what the government charges for the card. That’s $720 per year, not a one-time fee. Alex encouraged me to get a card of my own, plus I told him “you show me the magical currency tree where I can get $720 plus I’ll get the card.” Weed is definitely extravagant enough to smoke habitually, so paying that much extra currency was completely out of the question. For $720 I could buy four ounces of cannabis from Jimbo, the private school kid that sells weed from the back of his station wagon. Four ounces of cannabis is enough to keep me stoned for months on end! If I were to do it the legal way, I wouldn’t even have enough currency left over to buy cannabis, because I would have paid it all to the government. If I ever start making more currency, plus have $720 to spare I would definitely get my cannabis Rx card, just so I could start trying new products plus forms of weed. Alex is also easily generous with the cannabis products he gets at the dispensary, plus shares them with me from time to time. I love the cannabis edibles they sell, plus cannabis oil is pretty amazing to use in my vape pen. I’m sure there are dozens of cannabis products I haven’t even heard about! Until that fee is eliminated, I will never know the joys of shopping in another real cannabis dispensary.


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