I was hoping that when I walked into the marijuana dispensary, I would find interesting marijuana products jumping out at me.
The truth was, that nothing looked like something I would use.
They had marijuana gummies that were to help you sleep or relax, but I wasn’t a candy eater. I couldn’t stand the smell of marijuana, so smoking the stuff wasn’t even remotely interesting to me. The woman offered me a cup of coffee, and asked what I wanted in it. I told her it was just cream. It was the smallest cup of coffee I had ever seen. She told me it was strong coffee, so I should drink it slowly. It wasn’t just strong, but it was one of the best tasting coffees I had ever tried. She told me they sold the coffee in the marijuana dispensary, but I had to order it. When she told me the price of the coffee, I quit breathing. It was the most expensive coffee I had ever tasted. She told me it had marijuana in it. It was made with a marijuana product that helped to relax you instead of making you jittery like caffeinated coffee. It was naturally decaffeinated, and it would just make you relax and enjoy yourself. I walked into the marijuana dispensary not planning on finding anything, and came back out with a pound of expensive marijuana laced decaffeinated coffee. It’s not coffee I’ll be putting in my mug and drinking on the way to work. I was glad I walked into the marijuana dispensary that day.