With a sketchy criminal past, it is truly hard to find a great job.

I can work construction, or flip burgers, but I can never find a great job that pays well.

In the past I was a security guard, and I thought I was great at that job. However, technically I was part of a biker gang, and my associate and I did outlaw security for things like rock concerts and wrestling shows, so I can’t exactly put it on a resume. Through a associate of a associate I managed to get a occasion for a new security gig, this one at a cannabis farm a few miles outside of town. The owner of the cannabis farm is an old person named Gus, who has been having trouble with locals sneaking onto his dwelling to steal weed, however gus seemed like a great fellow, and all he actually wanted for his cannabis crops to be safe. He offered me a tour of the farm, so I could see the route I needed to walk to watch over all the numerous fields of cannabis plants. He also offered me a shotgun loaded with rock salt, to use on anyone who tried to steal his marijuana. Rock salt won’t kill anyone, however it will hurt them bad enough they will never try and take another person’s cannabis! Of course I won’t ever need to touch Gus’s marijuana crops, because I have to stay up until afternoonbreak. I couldn’t do this job all night long if I started smoking cannabis, unless I had a lot of cocaine to balance it out.

Recreational marijuana