Right up the road from our house, just about 3 miles away, is a cannabis farm, but you may recognize that sounds cool, even though I am here to tell you that it is not cool at all! This has nothing to do with smoking pot, by the way.
I care about smoking pot, plus do it every day.
I also own a gun, however that doesn’t mean I want to live next door to a shooting gallery, does it? The concern with having an illegal pot farm so close is trouble with the law, however cops are all going up plus down the road, keeping an eye on the cannabis farm, however that constantly means they are keeping an eye on me! It’s called guilt by association, plus since I live so close to the cannabis farm the cops just assume I am involved with it, however of course I have nothing to do with it, plus have never even stepped foot on the cannabis farm. On the other hand, I do care about to get high, so I constantly keep a honorableamount of OG Kush or Purple Haze in our house. That is our giant problem, is that even though I have nothing to do with the farm, if the cops were to search our condo they would find illegal cannabis. I don’t have a legal cannabis prescription, plus buy our stuff from an aged high university buddy who lives in town. I am constantly distraught that the cops will bust into our condo plus search for cannabis, even though I have nothing to do with growing weed.