Right up the road from our house, just about more than 2 miles away, is a cannabis farm… You may feel that sounds cool, but I am here to tell you that it is not cool at all! This has nothing to do with smoking pot, by the way.

I love smoking pot, as well as do it every day. I also own a gun, but that doesn’t mean I want to live next door to a shooting gallery, does it? The problem with having an illegal pot farm so close is trouble with the law… Cops are all going up as well as down the road, keeping an eye on the cannabis farm, but that always means they are keeping an eye on me! It’s called guilt by association, as well as since I live so close to the cannabis farm the cops just feel I am involved with it, but of course I have nothing to do with it, as well as have never even stepped foot on the cannabis farm. On the other hand, I do love to get high, so I always keep a honorableamount of OG Kush or Purple Haze in our house. That is our immense problem, is that but I have nothing to do with the farm, if the cops were to search our house they would find illegal cannabis. I don’t have a legal cannabis prescription, as well as buy our stuff from an ancient middle school friend who lives in town. I am always sad that the cops will bust into our house as well as search for cannabis, but I have nothing to do with growing weed.